I’ve gotten pretty buzzed off this stuff but not drunk or hammered yet. Fireball Whisky and Orange juice – Tastes like drinking OJ with an Atomic Fireball in your mouth.Fireball Whisky and Sprite – Tastes like drinking a sprite with an Atomic Fireball in your mouth.Fireball Whisky and Coke – Tastes like drinking a Coke with an Atomic Fireball in your mouth.But the looming question remained – would it mix? I have yet to find a single person who doesn’t like Fireball Whisky. This stuff tastes just like you just ground up an Atomic Fireball with a set of robot teeth and chased it with a shot of Wild Turkey. At first, I held my breath, but as soon as I exhaled I felt like running balls-out-naked across a playground while hysterically laughing and screaming MY MOUTH IS ON FIIIAAARRRR!!! I was a 5-year-old with the most awesome candy known to man.
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I was giddy, and like a high school girl with a bottle of Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill, as soon as I got to my car I cracked one open and slammed it. You know? The ones like when you we’re a kid,” Replied the clerk. “They say it tastes like like a fireball. Jolly Ranchers in Zima were for the future Real Housewives of Whatever County audience and the fat-guy-in-a-skinny-guy-shirt-metrosexuals that would marry them.įireball Whisky is what I would have drunk back in the day – circa 1999 – had I possessed the Nostrodomian-like foresight and intuition to put a crushed-up Atomic Fireball in a glass of Whisky.Ī few days ago a made a stop by my local parasite liquor store (That’s a liquor store owned by a grocery store but with a separate entrance so the Bible-thumping grocery store owners can save face) to pick up some staples when at the checkout I came across an auspicious sample display with little 50ml bottles of Fireball Whisky spilling out of the bottom.Īt first, while I swiped my debit card and paid for the Fris Vodka I had come for, I thought, “That’s pretty cool.” But then, when the clerk asked me if there was anything else I needed, I picked up one of the little bottles and said, “What’s this?” I also remember putting a Jolly Rancher in a Zima was something no guy I knew was never going to do. I remember back in the day – circa 1999 – putting Jolly Ranchers in Zima was all the rage. “If you haven’t tried Fireball Cinnamon Whisky yet, just imagine what it would be like to get a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face if his legs were on fire and tasted like cinnamon.” – The Fireball Whisky Site
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